How about this for a complaint?

Readers of this blog will know I talk endlessly about customer service and going the extra mile to be helpful to customers and clients, but even I have to recognise that sometimes you just can’t please everyone. If you want to hear one of the most bizarre complaints ever … read on.

I was presenting a live web seminar broadcast a while back for a training organisation and the operations and administration team told me afterwards that someone had complained:

“I missed the first 5 minutes because Mr Cooper started on time!”

Perhaps, I should start late next time just to annoy all those who turned up for the beginning! As I say, sometimes you just can’t please everyone.

If you know of an equally mad complaint, do let me know.